WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Nah seriously, please only read lines 1, 3 and 5
1 Brian Wilson, my assistant tax accountant, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle. Brian works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Brian never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks. Brian is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Brian can be
10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Brian be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible.
Addendum:
That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd lines.
isnt scribefire for firefox wonderful 
Instructions
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. NO CHEATING
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Something Happened On They Way To Heaven - Phil Collins
WHAT’S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
When Will You (Make My Telephone Ring)? - Deacon Blue
WHAT DO YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Manhattan Skyline - A-Ha
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Don’t Want A Lover - Texas
WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Feel Good Time - Pink
WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Yellow - Coldplay
HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Wages Day - Deacon Blue
HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Nothing In My Way - Keane
WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
America - Razorlight
WERE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue
WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
The Hardest Part - Coldplay
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads
WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Talk - Coldplay
THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Laura - Scissor Sisters
YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Heaven In My Hands - Level 42
HAPPY TIMES:
Every Day I Love You Less And Less - Kaiser Chiefs
SAD TIMES:
That Don’t Impress Me Much - Shania Twain
EVERY DAY:
Sanctify Yourself - Simple Minds
FOR TOMORROW:
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette
FOR YOU:
Good Year For The Roses - Elvis Costello
WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Sisters Are Dioing It For Themselves - Eurythmics
WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Jealousy - Pet Shop Boys
WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Stan - Eminem
YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Kids - Robbie Williams/Kylie Minogue
HOW WILL I DIE?
Mr Writer - Stereophonics
WHAT WILL YOU NAME THE TITLE OF THIS QUIZ?
I Still Havent Found What Im Looking For - U2
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