Eugene's Blog http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk Eugene's Blog Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:38:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2.1 en Personal Ad http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2009/06/22/personal-ad/ http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2009/06/22/personal-ad/#comments Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:38:49 +0000 admin http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2009/06/22/personal-ad/ WANTED
A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.

Nah seriously, please only read lines 1, 3 and 5

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1   Brian Wilson, my assistant tax accountant, can always be found
2   hard at work in his cubicle.  Brian works independently, without
3   wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Brian never
4   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5   finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended
6   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7   breaks.  Brian is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9   knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Brian can be
10  classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11  dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Brian be
12  promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13  executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:

That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd lines.

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]]> http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2008/10/17/hi/feed/ I Still Havent Found What I’m Looking For http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2008/09/03/i-still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for/ http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2008/09/03/i-still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for/#comments Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:50:50 +0000 admin http://blog.eugenemdonaghy.co.uk/2008/09/03/i-still-havent-found-what-im-looking-for/ Instructions
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense.
4. NO CHEATING

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Something Happened On They Way To Heaven - Phil Collins

WHAT’S YOUR OUTLOOK ON LIFE?
When Will You (Make My Telephone Ring)? - Deacon Blue

WHAT DO YOUR FAMILY THINK OF YOU?
Manhattan Skyline - A-Ha

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
I Don’t Want A Lover - Texas

WHAT DO STRANGERS THINK OF YOU?
Feel Good Time - Pink

WHAT DO YOUR EXES THINK OF YOU?
Yellow - Coldplay

HOW IS YOUR LOVE LIFE?
Wages Day - Deacon Blue

HOW WILL YOUR LOVE LIFE BE IN THE FUTURE?
Uptown Girl - Billy Joel

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?
Nothing In My Way - Keane

WILL YOU HAVE KIDS?
America - Razorlight

WERE YOU GOOD AT SCHOOL?
Real Gone Kid - Deacon Blue

WILL YOU BE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE?
The Hardest Part - Coldplay

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Once In A Lifetime - Talking Heads

WHAT SONG SHOULD THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Talk - Coldplay

THE SOUNDTRACK OF YOUR LIFE:
Laura - Scissor Sisters

YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND ARE:
Heaven In My Hands - Level 42

HAPPY TIMES:
Every Day I Love You Less And Less - Kaiser Chiefs

SAD TIMES:
That Don’t Impress Me Much - Shania Twain

EVERY DAY:
Sanctify Yourself - Simple Minds

FOR TOMORROW:
It Must Have Been Love - Roxette

FOR YOU:
Good Year For The Roses - Elvis Costello

WHAT DO I SAY WHEN LIFE GETS TOO HARD?
Sisters Are Dioing It For Themselves - Eurythmics

WHAT SONG WILL I DANCE TO AT MY WEDDING?
Jealousy - Pet Shop Boys

WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A CAREER?
Stan - Eminem

YOUR FAVOURITE SAYING?
Kids - Robbie Williams/Kylie Minogue

HOW WILL I DIE?
Mr Writer - Stereophonics

WHAT WILL YOU NAME THE TITLE OF THIS QUIZ?
I Still Havent Found What Im Looking For - U2

Different versions on facebook and eugenedonaghy.wordpress.com and on my bebo page

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